same, but different

why we has so much in commons?

timing

if someone doesn't know her then they will get wrong why she's in there for so long

brrr

so cold like in the freeze

danger

bad experience... need to be more care next time...

emergency

and might be power outrage...

pay cut

as long that i shop that much like before

dessert-challenged

she is so retarted!

unsmart or poop?

that's such a dump question...

er.. yum?

it tast awsom.

breakfast of champions

i carving sausage muffin

anger management

she will makes me mad too

bland

very lam cannot taste anything

value

i always end up to charge them extra

metalocalypse

sounds like he's a rock stone

busy

I hasn't do anything today.

lunch time

we order a side of jump prawns and the sauce is very good with rice

...

do you know how to get rip off the border outline on the travel site word document?

UPDATE: It took me a while but I finally figured out she meant to say "get rid of." Duh.

indeed

sounds like you're shop till you dropped...

delicious babies

I want go Applebee to eat baby rib.

yay or nay

I'm just approve it.

drinking on the job

he's a work alcoholic...

eye exam

they dialized my eyes.

tasty treats

there are chocolate in the interior area... i got one and it really good... i want another piece....

shopping

coworker: guess what? i went shopping during lunch.
me: oh yeah? what did you buy?
cw: i found a marc jacobs jacket.
me: ooooh. i loooooove marc jacobs. let's see it.

..shows me...

me: uh.. that's not marc jacobs. it says mac & jac!
cw: oh. i meant mac & jac.

...rolling eyes...

commuting

this morning there were a lot of traffics i felt sleep on the bus and i thought that i'm still in bed and will be late for work...

cleanliness is next to godliness part ii

He prefer that guy take shower for him

cleanliness is next to godliness

someone use bleach to clean the desk and smell so bad... i hate that smell, cuz make me want throw up...

facebook status

***** ***** is in office but working my respones to sister in facebook.

*Name withheld to protect the innocent.

drug store

somebody asked me if how much the lotion!

top 10 hit

my... that song is a brain damage

hell's kitchen

she cook so thick. it taste like mashy.

billing hours

who i need to get in touch in accounting regarding open those projects.

office gossip

i ask shipping dept yesterday and they have no idea that... we all kind of surprised about they are still doing layoff.