indeed

sounds like you're shop till you dropped...

delicious babies

I want go Applebee to eat baby rib.

yay or nay

I'm just approve it.

drinking on the job

he's a work alcoholic...

eye exam

they dialized my eyes.

tasty treats

there are chocolate in the interior area... i got one and it really good... i want another piece....

shopping

coworker: guess what? i went shopping during lunch.
me: oh yeah? what did you buy?
cw: i found a marc jacobs jacket.
me: ooooh. i loooooove marc jacobs. let's see it.

..shows me...

me: uh.. that's not marc jacobs. it says mac & jac!
cw: oh. i meant mac & jac.

...rolling eyes...