emergency

and might be power outrage...

pay cut

as long that i shop that much like before

dessert-challenged

she is so retarted!

unsmart or poop?

that's such a dump question...

er.. yum?

it tast awsom.

breakfast of champions

i carving sausage muffin

anger management

she will makes me mad too

bland

very lam cannot taste anything

value

i always end up to charge them extra

metalocalypse

sounds like he's a rock stone

busy

I hasn't do anything today.

lunch time

we order a side of jump prawns and the sauce is very good with rice

...

do you know how to get rip off the border outline on the travel site word document?

UPDATE: It took me a while but I finally figured out she meant to say "get rid of." Duh.

indeed

sounds like you're shop till you dropped...

delicious babies

I want go Applebee to eat baby rib.

yay or nay

I'm just approve it.

drinking on the job

he's a work alcoholic...

eye exam

they dialized my eyes.

tasty treats

there are chocolate in the interior area... i got one and it really good... i want another piece....

shopping

coworker: guess what? i went shopping during lunch.
me: oh yeah? what did you buy?
cw: i found a marc jacobs jacket.
me: ooooh. i loooooove marc jacobs. let's see it.

..shows me...

me: uh.. that's not marc jacobs. it says mac & jac!
cw: oh. i meant mac & jac.

...rolling eyes...